Guy: I saw you downtown the other day.
Me: Oh, yeah probably, I'm there a lot.
Guy: You were with a guy.
Me: Yeah, that's my husband.
Guy: You got married?! You didn't say anything.
Me: I've been married for a while, it's kind of old news.
Guy: But that one time I asked you if you had a boyfriend or girlfriend you said "no."
Me: Well I don't have a boyfriend. You asked me that in the middle of a busy day. The conversation didn't get further than that.
Guy: Or a girlfriend?
Me: Nope.
Guy: Sorry, I just feel a little mislead.
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